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31 décembre

Happy New Year!

Hey Everyone, I Just Want To Wish You All A Very Happy New Year! Yay, Get Ready To Party All Night Long! Just Dont Get too Drunk :P...Dance!Drink!Party! Yeah! :P Oh Well, I Dunno About You Guys, But This Year Was Full Of Many Changes...I'm Glad Its Over And I Get To Start Of New...Many Things Happened This Year, Sad, Happy,Weird...But Yeah, and I've Learned Alot Though Out This Year...Thats To All My Friends The Helped Me Out With My Lil. Problems, i Dont Know What I Would Have Done Without Them...Thanks You Guys!
Well, I Hope Everyone Has A Great Night! I've Gotta Go Now, I Love You All! Have Fun!
 
 
 
 
HAPPY NEW YEARS
29 décembre

-Empire Records-

A.J:What's With You Today?

Lucas:What's With Today Today?

 

Eddie: Can I ask you something? Do you know where Harvard is?
A.J.: It's near Boston.
Eddie: No I mean, do you really know where Harvard is? It's another planet man- another universe. Totally unlike the one we know. Filled with big blond guys who eat ivy and row boats. What I'm trying to say is, you and Corey just aren't made for each other. She's different from you

 

Warren: Me Joe, you Jane.

 

A.J.: Joe, I need to ask your advice. Now I know you know a lot about love and women and all that sort of thing...
Joe: Oh yeah, my wife left me for another woman and my girlfriend forced me to leave at gunpoint. Does this qualify me?
A.J.: Oh yeah, definitely.

Lucas: Joe, is it O.K. if I leave the couch? 'Cause I'm gonna leave the couch now, okay? My ass is falling asleep, so I gotta go. I'm leaving.

 

[Answering the phone]
Mark: Empire Records, open 'til midnight, this is Mark.
(Someone) At What Time Do You Close?

Mark: Midnight!

 

[Corey left her bra]
Eddie: You forgot your thingy.  

 

Debra: Hey Lucas, is it true you committed the perfect crime?
Lucas: Not entirely perfect.

 

Eddie: This music is the glue of the world Mark. It's what holds it all together. Without this, life would be meaningless.
Mark: Hey, did you hear about Lucas?
Eddie: Hey Lucas man, I hear you went to Vegas and you married a mobster's wife and now you've got a hit on you and stuff. Is that true?
Lucas: Not entirely true.
Eddie: Well outlaw man, we solute you.
Lucas: Thank you Eddie.
Eddie: No problem.

Warren: Who glued these quarters down?
A.J.: I did.
Warren: What the hell for, man?
A.J.: I don't feel that I need to explain my art to you, Warren.

 

Mark: Hey, Lucas. I've decided I'm going to start a band.
Lucas: The first thing you need is a name. Then you'll know what kind of band you've got.
Mark: Right, right. I was thinking about, um, Marc. How does that sound?
Lucas: Is that with a C or with a K?
Mark: Well my name is with a K, so I was thinking my band's name could be with a C. That way it's kind of that psychedelic, you know, trip thing.
Lucas: Always play with their minds.

 

Joe: I want you to take these
[CD's]
Joe: , hold 'em against your chest, stand against the wall, and they're gonna take a photograph of you.
Warren: Why don't you go shove 'em up your ass?
Lucas: ...Because it would hurt a lot, Warren.

 

A.J.: Lucas, do you think it's possible for a person to be in love with someone else and not even know it?
Lucas: In this life there are nothing but possibilities.
A.J.: Well, that's good, because I have to tell Corey I love her by 1:37.
Lucas: That's an excellent time.

 

Joe: [after Lucas enters] Lucas!
Lucas: Joe!
Joe: Where's the money?
Lucas: Joe, the money is gone.
Joe: Yeah, I know it's gone... but where's it gone to?
Lucas: Atlantic City.
Joe: Atlantic City?... Is it coming back from Atlantic City?
Lucas: [nervous laugh] Oh, I don't think so, Joe.
Joe: What's it doing in Atlantic City, Lucas?
Lucas: ...Recirculating.
Joe: Recirculating?
Lucas: Yeah.
[Joe knocks the donation cup that Lucas was carrying out of his hands and grabs his arm]
Joe: Lucas, listen to me. I told Mitchell Beck that you forgot to deposit the money. I told Mitchell that the money was still here.
Lucas: Joe, that's not true. It's in Atlantic City... I swear.
Joe: Shut up, sit down, and don't you move.
Lucas: [sitting down] It could be in other cities by now...
Joe: Oh, shut up! Under no circumstances do I want you to leave that couch... unless it's to get me $9000, and then you bring it here to me, okay?
Lucas: Okay. You know, I think things are gonna be all right now, Joe.
Joe: Oh? And what makes you think that.
Lucas: Who knows where thoughts come from? They just appear.
[nodding]
Lucas: Mmhmm!
Joe: ...What a moron.

 

Joe: Deb, what are you doing?
Debra: I just wanted to have a little chat with Warren.
Warren: Oh yeah? Well have a little chat with my gun.
Debra: [into the barrel of Warren's gun] What do you want Warren?
Warren: STOP CALLING ME WARREN. MY NAME ISN'T FUCKING WARREN.
Debra: Well you can't kill me 'cause I'm already dead. And I talked to God, and she says, "Yo, wassup?" and she wants you to lose the gun.
Warren: What? You are psycho. You're a psycho.

 

Lucas: Warren, look what you took.
[going through the CD's that Warren stole from the store]
Lucas: Rap... metal... rap... metal... And Whitney Houston.
Warren: It's for my girlfriend, okay?
Lucas: Suuure it is. You know, someone like you needs to diminish their criminal impulses, not magnify them. Maybe some jazz or some classical.
Warren: Maybe you bite me.

 

Mark: [into television camera] Damn the man. Save the Empire!

 

Lucas: Joe, I can categorically say that you are not a bigger banana-head

 

Jane: What are you doing later?
Joe: I don't know. I'm either going to jail or hell I can't decide.

 

 

26 décembre

Laffy Taffy

Watch Video:

LAFFY TAFFY (D4L)

 Hey Guys Whats Up, I'm Just Here Chillaxing With My Cuzins Yeah, And Well We Were Bored And I Dunno We Just Decided This Song...Its Cool At Times Even Though I'm Not Really Into This Kind Of Music  But I Do Like Listening To It at Times Oh Well Enjoy:P...And If You Ever Want To Send Any Dedications Just Write A Comment And Place Your DedicationAnd the Song You'd Like Thanks Peeps...Later

Ex.

 

To:---

From:---

Dedication:---

Song:---

25 décembre

<<<Christmas>>>

Hey Everyone! What's Up Guys?!? How Was Your Christmas?!? Minw Was GREAT..Hells Yeah, I Hope Yours Was As Good As Mine... :D How Have Ya Guys Been? (Not That I Care Or Anything) Just Playing... I Do Care. So, Um... I Dont Really Know What To Write, Well Exept That My Vacations Have Been Hell-a-Rad!!! Woot...Um..I Dont Have Much To Write So Um..Laters Guys! Love Ya! Merry Christmas!! And Um...Happy Birthday Ms. Luna! :D...Oooo And Happy New Years!
 
 
 
 
 
 
MERRY CHRISTMAS
17 décembre

...

As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to
ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken, probably
more than once, and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so
remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best
friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry
because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you
love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never
been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of
happiness you'll never get back. So send this to all of your friends in the
next 5 minutes and a miracle will happen tonight.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot; who calls you back when
you hang up on him; who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for
the guy who kisses your forehead; who wants to show you off to the world
when you are in your sweats; who holds your hand in front of his friends.

Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about
you and how lucky he is to have you. Wait for the one who turns to his
friends and says, "..that's her." If u open this you HAVE to repost it, guy
or girl. If I don't get this back I guess your not my friend, if you have a
lot of love for someone.. copy and send this to your whole list and in five
mins your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight your true
love will realize they like you. Something good will happen to you at
approx. 1:42pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere. So get ready for the biggest
shock of your life.

Meet, Sarah---Child Abuse---

My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long.
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight.
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops

And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me.

There are thousands of kids out there just like Sarah. And you can
help.
Sickens me to my soul, and if you just read this and dont pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness, cause you would have to be one heartless
person to not be affected by this email. And because you are
affected,  do something about it!! So all I am asking you to do, is take
some
time to send this on and acknowledge that this stuff does happen, and that
people like her dad do live in our society, and I pray for child abuse
to wither out and die, but also pray for the safety of our youth.

Please pass this poem on as a blue ribbon against child abuse because
as crazy as it might sound, it  might just indirectly change a life.
Hey, you NEVER know.

Awww...

I'm feeling: OK
You'll find me: at home


girl: hey baby i want to show you....
Boy: ( cutting her off ) ugh i'm so mad
Girl: why? whats wrong ?
Boy: ugh everything
Girl: explain baby
Boy: just lost a championship game,
parents flipped out on me for no reason,
and im catching a cold
Girl: well hey there will always be other games,\you know ill take care of
you when your sick,
what your parents flip about ?
Boy: they are making me pay them for a car repair
Girl: is it alot of money
Boy: no it just sucks
Boy: but hey i dont feel well im going to go lay down
Boy: bye
Girl: wait i want to give you some...
Boy: cant it wait til tommorow ?
Girl: yeah sure
Girl:bye
Boy: bye

2 hours later a friend of hers asks her to go for a drive
...she goes.....
her friend swerved to avoid a truck....hitting a
tree instead
her friend was killed instantly....shes in critical condition
This is the conversation between her sister and her boyfriend
Sister: omg ( crying )
Boy: what? whats wrong ?
Sister: my sister...your gf was involved in a major car wreck
Boy: is she ok ? ?????
Sister: shes in critical condition
Boy: i'll be there in 10 minutes
He shows up to the hospital room ...standing outside the door
going over the last conversation in his mind over and over as he heard the
machines beep and beep and breathing tubes pump
Boy: she wanted to give me something or tell me something
Girls mom: yeah this...

it was an envelope smelling like she did sealed with a kiss in lipstick
he opened it said .....
your everything to me....i love you with
everything i am and everything i have...i want to spend the rest of my life
with
you
sealed in it was a ripped movie
ticket from the first movie they went to
and the first picture they took together
he kissed the picture as a tear fell from his face onto the picture
it looked as if in the picture she was crying
then the machines flatlined....3 minutes later she was
pronounced dead

14 décembre

You Better Watch What You Say!

Before You Smurfing Say Anything Else, I Just Want To Tell You This...


Why The Smurf Would I Talk About Marina, Its Not Like She Did Anything To Me, I Should Be Talking Shit About You, Not Marina....Marina Is Like One Of My Bestest Friends You A**hole! I WOULD Never Talk Bad About Her, Why The Smurf Would I... At Lunch I Got Soo Pissed,Your Such An A**hole, Next Time You Speak, Make Shure You Know Whats Going On Before You Say Anything, Cause I Would NEVER Talk About Marina...EVER!!!! And If You Ever Hurt Her Or Anyt Of My Friends, I SWEAR I Will Make You Wish You Were Dead!...

To: Manuel!
12 décembre

Invisible Picture

                                                                                                           
                                                                                                           
                                                                                                            
                                                                                                           
                                                                                                           
                                                                                                           
                                                                                                           
                                                                                                           
                                                                                                           
                                                                                                           
                                                                                                            
                                                                                                           
                                                                                                           
                                                                                                           
                                                                                                           
                                                                                                           
                                                                                                            
                                                                                                           
 
 
And Here He See An Invisible Boy In His Lovely Invisible House
Feeding A Piece Of Cheese To A Little Invisible Mouse, Oh What A
Beautiful Picture To See. Will You Draw An Invisible Picture For Me?!?
                   
11 décembre

Semifinales

Semifinales (vuelta)
Día Hora Local Resultado Visitante Estadio
S-10-Dic 17:00 Monterrey 2 - 1 Tigres Tecnológico
D-11-Dic 15:00 Toluca Pachuca Nemesio Díez Riega
Semifinales (ida)
Día Hora Local Resultado Visitante Estadio
M-07-Dic 20:45 Tigres 1 - 0 Monterrey Universitario
J-08-Dic 20:45 Pachuca 0 - 0 Toluca Hidalgo
Cuartos de final (vuelta)
Día Hora Local Resultado Visitante Estadio
S-03-Dic 17:00 Monterrey 4 - 0 Tecos Tecnológico
S-03-Dic 20:30 Necaxa 0 - 2 Pachuca Victoria
D-04-Dic 17:00 América 1 - 4 Tigres Azteca
D-04-Dic 20:00 Cruz Azul 0 - 0 Toluca Azul
Cuartos de final (ida)
Día Hora Local Resultado Visitante Estadio
M-30-Nov 19:00 Tecos 0 - 3 Monterrey Tres de Marzo
M-30-Nov 21:00 Pachuca 2 - 0 Necaxa Hidalgo
J-01-Dic 15:00 Toluca 1 - 0 Cruz Azul Nemesio Díez Riega
J-01-Dic 20:45 Tigres 1 - 3 América Universitario

 

 

Dramático pase de Monterrey a la final

Rayados/Tigres 2-1
 
 
 
 
MONTERREY, México, dic. 10, 2005.- Los Rayados de Monterrey la hicieron dramática pero avanzaron a la gran final del Torneo Apertura 2005 de la Primera División al derrotar 2-1 a los Tigres de la UANL en el partido de vuelta de la semifinal.

El partido de ida fue 1-0 a favor de los felinos, por lo que el global terminó 2-2 y los Rayados avanzan por su mejor posición en la tabla.

Luis Pérez consiguió el primer tanto de los Rayados al minuto 57 por la vía del penal, empató Walter Gaitán al 72’ y Guillermo Franco hizo el tanto del pase al 85’.

Tigres debió abandonar la cábala y jugó de amarillo puesto que Monterrey hizo válida su opción de ser local y jugó con su tradicional uniforme a rayas y short azul.

El primer gran susto para los felinos llegó al minuto 12, Monterrey se metió hasta el área chica y hubo servicio que superó la salida del arquero, pero antes de que alguien pudiera empujar al fondo de las redes se interpuso Julio César para despejar.

El planteamiento de Tigres fue similar al empleado para eliminar al América, aguantando pero desdoblando provocando peligro al frente, así, Néstor Andrés Silvera realizó el primer disparo al marco al minuto 16, pero el balón pasó a un costado.

Luis Pérez ensayó disparo de afuera del área en el minuto 22, Monterrey no podía pasar, el balón circuló por afuera hasta que Pérez se abrió el espacio y se animó, el balón salió desviado. Un minuto más tarde se presentó remate con la cabeza de Felipe Baloy tras un tiro libre directo en el corredor del área por el lado derecho, pero no lo hizo cómodo y también fue desviado.

Jugada polémica se presentó al minuto 25, Tigre llegó por la izquierda, el balón fue al centro, Walter Gaitán no pudo llegar a la cita ya que fue jalado por Felipe Baloy sobre la línea del área, pero el silbante, que estaba de frente y a 10 metros, no señaló nada.

El centro delantero brasileño naturalizado mexicano, Alex Fernandes, debió abandonar el terreno de juego al 32’ debido a una lesión, producto de una barrida de Claudio Suárez y de la que no se pudo recuperar durante algunos minutos que estuvo sobre el terreno de juego.

El ímpetu le ganó a La Pandilla, estuvo cerca de marcar al minuto 34 Felipe Baloy, se cobró tiro libre directo pegado a la banda derecha y el balón llegó a donde estaba el panameño, solo ante el descuido de la defensa, pero en lugar de rematar lo tocó con la mano, un minuto más tarde la llegada fue por abajo, Casartelli tocó dentro del área chica y Franco no pudo rematar cómodamente, el esférico iba a puerta, pero José Rivas llegó para despejar.

Monterrey siguió llegando ante unos Tigres que optaron por sólo defenderse y que tuvieron un par de jugadas apretadas en su área en las que los delanteros rayados cayeron al césped, esto hasta que en el último minuto del primer tiempo se animaron a atacar, Silvera estuvo a punto de hacer una gran jugada y fue derribado por Baloy, en el cobro del tiro libre hicieron jugada de dos toques, alguien desvió pero el balón pasó apenas a un lado del marco.

Otra vez Luis Pérez fue quien puso el ejemplo y la imaginación para intentar jugadas y vencer a la defensa rival, al minuto 50 hizo pared con Carlos Casartelli y cayó al césped ante la barrida de José Rivas, pero le defensa fue al balón y no se marcó la pena máxima.

Por fin, Monterrey tuvo la gran oportunidad mediante la pena máxima al minuto 55, servicio a segundo poste de Julio César Pinheiro que Guillermo Franco no pudo rematar porque Claudio Suárez lo jaló, el silbante no dudó en marcar, Luis Pérez emparejó el marcador global, los Rayados ya tenían el boleto en las manos y los felinos un hombre menos por la expulsión del veterano Suárez.

El mal trabajo del árbitro se volvió a presentar al minuto 62, Walter Gaitán ganó el esférico y enfilaba al marco rival, Erviti regresó y barrió, sacó bien la pelota, pero Arredondo venía muy lejos, perdió la cabeza y no sólo marcó una falta inexistente sino que expulsó al jugador rayado emparejando las acciones en cuanto a hombres sobre el terreno de juego.

La zaga rayada siguió regalando balones, en el minuto 56 fue Felipe Baloy, quien perdió afuera del área, Walter Gaitán disparó pero sin puntería y se salvó Monterrey.

Por fin, Tigres se acordó de atacar, con 20 minutos por delante y la obligación de anotar un gol, Osvaldo Batocletti envió al terreno de juego a Carlos Adrián Morales y a Aldo de Nigris, poniendo todas sus cartas sobre la mesa y, como por arte de magia, cayó el gol del empate, el 2-1global, obra de Walter Gaitán ante una marca débil de la defensa, así, los felinos tenían ahora el boleto en las garras.

Miguel Herrera debió poner toda la carne en el asador y faltando 10 minutos para el final sacó a Julio César Pinheiro para que Oribe Peralta ingresara y jugar con más delanteros ya que las llegadas de peligro comenzaban a escasear y la idea ofensiva disminuyó, algo preocupante para un equipo que lo único que sabe hacer es atacar.

El juego de volteretas continuó y cuando parecía que Monterrey ya estaba muerto la suerte le sonrió, una jugada rota que alcanzó a rematar Guillermo Franco después de que Carlos Casartelli alcanzó a peinar, dramáticamente, el balón pegó en el travesaño y picó adentro, Monterrey recuperó el boleto faltando cinco minutos para el final.

El final fue de pelea, pero no por el balón, desde que cayó el gol, los jugadores de Tigres comenzaron a desesperarse, a provocar al rival, incluso Walter Gaitán se fue expulsado por empujar al árbitro, ya no pudieron seguir siendo el equipo sorpresa de la liguilla, su misión fue eliminar al América, pero sucumbieron ante Monterrey.

El árbitro del partido fue Germán Arredondo, tuvo un pésimo trabajo, no marcó un penal por jalón de Baloy sobre Gaitán, después le perdonó la roja al panameño por falta sobre Silvera, en el segundo tiempo expulsó injustificadamente a Walter Erviti.

AMONESTADOS:
MONTERREY: Walter Erviti (7’), Diego Ordaz (38’), Felipe Baloy (45’)
TIGRES: Luis Ramírez (26’), Julio César (36’), Sixto Peralta (36’), Walter Gaitán (53’), Juan Montano (59’), Jesús Palacios (87’)

EXPULSADOS:
MONTERREY: Walter Erviti (62’)
TIGRES: Claudio Suárez (55’), Walter Gaitán (90’)

ALINEACIONES:

MONTERREY: 16.- Christian Martínez; 20.- Paulo Serafín, 23.- Felipe Baloy, 21.- Diego Ordaz, 17.- Ricardo Martínez, 11.- Julio C. Pinheiro (24.- Oribe Peralta 80’), 8.- Luis Pérez, 18.- Walter Erviti, 28.- Jesús Arellano (49.- Severo Meza 69’), 9.- Alex (19.- Carlos Casartelli 32’), 10.- Guillermo Franco. D. T. Miguel Herrera (MEX).

TIGRES: 1.- Edgar Hernández; 2.- Claudio Suárez, 5.- Julio César Santos, 27.- Luis Ramírez (20.- Hugo Sánchez 38’), 24.- José Rivas (11.- Aldo de Nigris 71’), 6.- Omar Briceño (28.- Carlos A. Morales 57’), 19.- Juan Montano, 17.- Jesús Palacios, 18.- Sixto Peralta, 10.- Walter Gaitán, 22.- Néstor Silvera. D. T. Osvaldo Batocletti (ARG).

GOLES:

1:0. Minuto 57. LUIS PÉREZ (penal).

Guillermo Franco es derribado en el área por Claudio Suárez y se marca penal, cobra Pérez con la derecha, engaña al portero y su toque es suave al otro lado.

1:1. Minuto 72. WALTER GAITÁN. Servicio largo al área de Andrés Silvera, Walter Gaitán gana y sobre la marca de Paulo Serafín realiza disparo a primer poste que vence al guardameta.

2:1. Minuto 85. GUILLERMO FRANCO. Llegada por la derecha, un poco atrabancada, el servicio es desviado ligeramente, va al centro del área, donde Franco alcanza a rematar cuando ya se había pasado, el balón pega en el poste y pica dentro del marco.